Spot the token honky...

So we went down to the hood and signed Preston up for flag football. That was interesting. Don't know if there will be any other white kids on the team. The only thing Preston has going for him is that he's a big kid. He might be warming the bench most of the season which probably won't bother him because he's not really into sports that much. He's more of a thespian (if you know what I mean). He's kind of afraid of black people. I'm sure that's Scott's fault. Scott comes from a family that passes down a baby alligator head with a little black kid doll in the mouth. Enough said.