Poop issues

My little girl has got some serious issues...POOP issues. She will poop anywhere but the toilet! She holds her bottom like she has to go and then sits on the pot FOREVER!!!! Then nothing!!! She wants to go swimming so bad but I know as soon as we go to the pool she'll pull a "Caddy Shack"...no thank you!!!

Spot the token honky...

So we went down to the hood and signed Preston up for flag football. That was interesting. Don't know if there will be any other white kids on the team. The only thing Preston has going for him is that he's a big kid. He might be warming the bench most of the season which probably won't bother him because he's not really into sports that much. He's more of a thespian (if you know what I mean). He's kind of afraid of black people. I'm sure that's Scott's fault. Scott comes from a family that passes down a baby alligator head with a little black kid doll in the mouth. Enough said.

Ebay can be scary...

Ok, so I love ebay. Especially because I can and buy things for Madison without my husband seeing how much I spend on her. I was just thumbing through and noticed that if you don't have a little girl as cute as mine you probably shouldn't use her as a model to sell her clothes?

Poor girl doesn't even have a waist at 3...YIKES!!!

Introducing...my dysfunctional family and those we make fun of!!!

So my brother has been telling me to "go blog about it" and I finally am. Here it goes...

So I've been married for 5 and 1/2 years to my husband, Scott. We met at Wendy's (how romantic, huh?). Not eating there...working there (that makes it even that more pathetic). Soon there after we were "living in sin" and then I was "knocked up". Just what every Morman family dreams of, huh? Little Preston came 5 months after the wedding and then 3 years later Madison made her debut.

We're just your basic family with some interesting personality traits. That's what I love about my family...Never a dull day!